Micro

My summer classes messed up my vacation. I had to spend 3 days in a row at school from 7-7 and I don't think I'm doing well on my Micro subject. On the other hand, I'm doing pretty well on my Nutrition subject, what can I say? I love food. Anyway, goin' back to Micro, let's take a look how much I've learned from it. For instance, what are nematodes? They are roundworms, in Tagalog, mga tinamaan na magaling na mga bulate. Isang Combantrin ka lang! Or one dose Antioch! Eto matindi, what is Enterobius Vermicularis? It's the scientific name for pin worm. Eto ung kumakati sa pwet mo na ayaw maalis at talaga namang nakakabad-trip kasi di mo matanggal ung kati dali namamasyal siya sa anus mo. Malakas makaasar ang bulateng ito. At ang tanging magagawa mo lang ay ang buhusan ng alcohol ang pwet mo na sadyang mahapdi. Escherichia Coli, aka "E-Coli", this one is kinda familiar to us. Ah, amoeba! I suggest, the next time you look for a GF or BF, try looking for the amoeba-type. Because the amoeba never leaves you when it gets into your body. It's like saying, "I will be with you...always." The amoeba stays dormant inside your body and wakes up whenever your immune system goes low. Tinea Capitis. Ang ganda pakinggan di ba? Sa Tagalog, kuto. If someone comes up to you and says, "Hey you tinea capitis soil!" Ibig niyang sabihin, kutong lupa ka! What are hermaphrodites? They are the most saddest organisms on the face of the earth. Why? They have both sexes, male and female reproductive organs. I mean, where's the fun in that? Di ka ba mawawalan ng ganang mabuhay kung ganun ka? Last na lang, naging madali lang pag-aralan ung relationships ng mga organisms. Mutualism, commensalism, at ung pinaka-familiar satin, parasitism. Kala ko mga bacteria lang ang may parasite, minsan mas matitindi pa ang tao. The right term for it in Tagalog is "timawa." When you say it to someone its like, "Pare, timawa ka naman oh!" or "Oi ikaw, timawa ka!" Pero shempre, mas maganda kung mutualism. Sa pag-ibig yan ang ok! Ayan po, sana may mga natutunan kayo sa mga konti kong naibahagi patungkol sa Micro. Sa mga ilan pang katanungan, sumanguni sa pinaka-malapit na health center. Have a nice day everyone! ^_^